Rating: C -- ...this version of The Man in the Iron Mask owes more to Star Wars than Star Wars owes to Dumas.

Rating: 2/5 -- The Man in the Iron Mask needed more of a jaunty twinkle, more wolfish grins, less thinking and more doing. Full Review

Rating: 2.5/4 -- To these nonteen ears and eyes, the kid is no more real in either guise than his phony flowing locks. And the romantic scenes fizzle next to Titanic's steamy roll in a Rolls. Full Review

Rating: 3/4 -- [There's] just too much great stuff here for this version of the Dumas story to be summarily dismissed. Full Review

Rating: 2.5/4 -- Leonardo DiCaprio times two. What more could you want? Perhaps more thrilling swash and buckle. Full Review

Rating: 2.5/4 -- It's an irresistible story, but the movie suffers from clunky dialogue and a barrage of mismatched performances that represent just about every school of acting known to man. Full Review

As aging musketeers, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich, Gérard Depardieu and Gabriel Byrne-each sporting a different accent-all look faintly embarrassed, like serious actors stuck performing at a kids' birthday party. Full Review