Rodney Rude Rude Bastard

Tracks:

• 1.Arse Like an Anaconda Swallowing a Piglet
• 2.Heckler Gets Tattoo of a Target Round His Arsehole
• 3.Rude Gets Raped by Lesbians With a Hunk of Bong Hose
• 4.Nimbin Can't Tell Men From the Women, May as Well Root Everyone in the Arse
• 5.Don't You Hate Wearing a G-String Cause Half a Turd Goes on the Floor & Half In
• 6.Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out of One Side of His Mouth or Belmont High
• 7.I'm the Bloke Who Gets All the Roots Around Hexham
• 8.Homeless Blokes Revisited Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance on Plastic Bag Full
• 9.Kfc Killed My Uncle
• 10.Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers
• 11.McDonalds Revisited "Are You the Mcmanager"
• 12.Rude Trys to Act Young & Cool by Wearing Clothes Back to Front & Sing Limericks
• 13.Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes up Earlier Than You
• 14.Michael Jackson Dances Like a Duck on a Hotplate
• 15.Tom Price Miner
• 16.Libra Pads With Wings Also Have a Beak & Tail Feathers
• 17.Ya Hairy Hole
• 18.Rude Serious Rave About Limericks
• 19.Punter Sing Limericks With Rude
• 20.Answering Machine Messages Intro
• 21.Message "I Know You"
• 22.Message "Embicile"
• 23.Message "Hornswoggler"
• 24.Message "Balls Caught in DVD Player"
• 25.Message "Dick Head"
• 26.Message "Psych Down"
• 27.Message "New Boyfriend"
• 28.Message "Hermaphrodite"
• 29.Message "Root a Welding Glove"
• 30.Message "I've Shot"
• 31.Message "Bruised Tongue"
• 32.Message "Office Manager"
• 33.Message "Piss Off"
• 34.Message "Arse Hairs Waxed"
• 35.Message "Ghost of Sammy Sneed"
• 36.Message "Gee Gee Spot"