Rating: 2/5 -- Burlesque cribs from any number of trashy pictures about showbiz, but it's not nearly as much fun as Showgirls. Full Review

Rating: 1/5 -- The only relevant choreography would have shown Bob Fosse spinning out of his grave. Full Review

[Burlesque] is hold-your-nose bad. Full Review

Rating: 2.5/5 -- Sure, the whole thing is obvious and silly and ridiculous, but Burlesque is really comfortable in its own skin. Full Review

Burlesque is so old-fashioned in its storytelling that it feels like what's happening inside the club is a time-warp from 50 years ago, while everything outside the Burlesque Lounge feels like "Dancing With the Stars" present-day in tone. Full Review

Rating: B- -- Somewhere in this two-hour campy homage to the Golden Age of musicals, I found the film won me over with its old-fashioned and rather cornball simplicity Full Review

Rating: 3/5 -- And it's this tension that rescues Burlesque - a film cursed with being too competent to be a Showgirls-style guilty pleasure, and too ropey to be really recommendable. Full Review