Jersey Shore Massacre R
You're not the only one who wants them dead.
2.9/10
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DVD Details
- Rated: R
- Run Time: 1 hours, 28 minutes
- Video: Color
- Encoding: Region 1 (USA & Canada)
- Released: August 26, 2014
- Originally Released: 2014
- Label: Attack Entertainment
Performers, Cast and Crew:
| Starring | Chris Lazarro, Danielle Dallacco, Angellica Boccella, Ashley Mitchell & Giovanni Roselli | |
| Directed by | Paul Tarnopol | |
| Screenwriting by | Paul Tarnopol | |
| Composition by | David James Rosen | |
| Director of Photography: | Jay Shropshire |
Entertainment Reviews:
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As willfully lowbrow dumb fun goes, it's pretty painless.
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Variety
Rating: 1/5 --
"Jersey Shore Massacre" doesn't even take place on the Jersey Shore, nor do any of the reality show's stars show up despite Jenni (JWOWW) Farley's prominent billing as an executive producer.
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New York Daily News
There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.
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Los Angeles Times
Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, "Jersey Shore Massacre" reminds viewers that it's hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.
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New York Times
Rating: 2/4 --
While the film fails to break any new ground in terms of the splatterflick genre, it's still entertaining enough to recommend, provided you have a strong stomach for vivisection and Italian stereotypes
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Baret News
Rating: 1/5 --
This irredeemably awful film should only be viewed under threat of grievous bodily harm. And even then, you should give your choice some careful consideration.
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Film Racket
Rating: 2/4 --
Distinctly unimaginative in its third act but competently made nonetheless, "Jersey Shore Massacre" should divert viewers under the right circumstances. Otherwise, this is pretty disposable fare.
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TheFilmFile.com
Product Description:
A psychotic killer stalks a group of clueless New Jersey girls and their obnoxious guy pals during a wild weekend of debauchery in the New Jersey Pine Barrens.
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Product Info
- UPC: 644244200996
- Shipping Weight: 0.15/lbs (approx)
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