Rating: 3.5/5 -- Patch Town has just enough laughs, imagination, and sincerity to follow through on its naked bids for cult adoration. Full Review

The tension required for the story to succeed never reaches a height, it fizzles out. Patch Town has good ingredients but they never reach their sazón, leaving them unable to transcend beyond cabbage soup. Full Review

Factory noir rears its head, when it comes to corporations, consumerism and the destructive pursuit of objects of materialistic desire. As the cabbage plant working stiffs in a different sort of scary movie, become the assembly line products themselves. Full Review

While the results are more creepy than charming - too childish for adults, though not necessarily too dark for children - it is hard to fault Mr. Goodwill for trying. Full Review

Rating: .5/4 -- Patch Town finally displays a degraded cultural sensitivity that makes something as wretched as The Love Guru seem learned. Full Review

Rating: 2.5/4 -- Suresh John hits all the right comic notes as driver Sly while Ramsay nicely captures Jon's naïve, fish-out-of-water confusion as he navigates the unfamiliar world. Full Review

Rating: 3/4 -- It's hard not to find something to love in a film that mixes elements of Toy Story, Bad Santa, Russian folklore, Cabbage Patch Kids and Les Miserables. Full Review