The riotous sex romp THE THREE LUSTKETEERS features the randy adventures of a trio of Hong Kong "gentlemen" in their travels through the Philippines. Tak is a loafing womanizer who is always accompanied by his two friends, the effeminate Gay and the masochistic, pill-popping Fit Man. However, after living off his father's riches for many years, Tak learns his father is broke. Off he goes to the Philippines, to ask his wealthy mother to fund his lifestyle and help his dad. She agrees, with one price: Tak must marry her daughter, his own half-sister! THE THREE LUSTKETEERS is filled with ribald humor and ridiculous situations.