Two slackers lose another in a long series of low-paying, go-nowhere jobs. Our intrepid losers have somehow managed to get dates, making the pain of their wasted lives a bit easier to manage. However, their dates need impressing, and the only thing that will flip their lids is the notorious junk food, "Feed Bags." On a mission, the boys find the only store which stocks the discounted delicacy closed. Not to be stopped by such a minor inconvenience, they break into the store -- and can't get out.