Does size matter? There's only one way to find out? measure it! Measure body parts, bodily functions or size-up the window for new curtains. No matter what you decide to measure you'll be relieved at the thought that everything within reach of the toilet can now be catalogued accurately. How many sheets does it take to get to the door? How long is your hand? How long is the plunger? Where did I put the air freshener? (Well it can't tell you everything!) For those of us who take particular pride in our toilet activities, or are simply looking for something else to do while on the pot, then the Measuring Toilet Roll is certainly an essential. Monty Python's Eric Idle once said that, ??one way of measuring the freedom of a society is the amount of comedy that is permitted?? We think that our toilet roll backs up this idiom in multiple ways. Now let the freedom commence!