- Manufacturer: Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Description by OLDIES.com:
We all know that Jesus could cure lepers, mend cripples, and raise the dead. The Bible doesn't mention it, but J.C. also helped people with lesser problems, such as tennis elbow, bunions, and male pattern baldness. We're not sure where He weighed in on bad breath, so we've pitched in and created Messiah Mints. These saintly little peppermints come in an inspiring reusable metal tin and are guaranteed to make your breath minty fresh, even after a hearty meal of loaves and fishes.