How to Go Out on a Date in Queens / The Simian Line / Monkey Love (2-DVD)

Smooth-talking, smart-dressing Stan is about to get a real education in the dos and don'ts of the mating game when he drags his pal Artie (Rob Estes) along for the ride on the proverbial date from hell. Meanwhile, beleaguered bookie Johnny (Jason Alexander) learns a few hard lessons of his own after a Russian Mafia enforcer (Ron Perlman) interrupts Johnny's romantic rendezvous with his longtime mistress and offers to "solve" all his money problems...Permanently.

The Simian Line -- 2000 -- 106 minutes

Starring: Lynn Redgrave, Harry Connick Jr., Cindy Crawford

An eccentric palm reader/fortune-teller makes a dire prediction: By the end of the year, one of the couples present at a Halloween party will have broken up. But will it be Katherine (Lynn Redgrave) and her much-younger boyfriend Rick (Harry Connick Jr.); her upstairs tenants Marta and Billy or new yuppie neighbors Sandra (Cindy Crawford) and Paul? Fueled by Arnita's prediction, each of the couples begins to drift apart in a sea of doubt and distrust. Can the "divine" intervention of two well-meaning ghosts (William Hurt and Samantha Mathis) keep these earthly conflicts from erupting into multiple self-fulfilling prophecies?

Monkey Love -- 2002 -- 96 minutes

Starring: Amy Stewart, Seamus Dever, Jeremy Renner

To spice up her ho-hum life, stuck-in-a-rut college senior Amy (Amy Stewart) sleeps with Aaron (Seamus Dever) and Dil (Jeremy Renner), her two best pals since the 3rd grade. Unfortunately, her "best-laid" plans for more excitement turn their perfect, if predictable, platonic triangle into a tangled web of super-charged emotions.