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Larry The Cable Guy ~ Songs List
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Tracks
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- 1.I Made The Big Time Now
- 2.Looking Good At The Flea Market
- 3.Couldn't Keep The Pizza Lit
- 4.No Hair, Just A Red Head
- 5.Keep The Chips Fresh
- 6.Jump Up In The Air And Get Stuck
- 7.Let Me Eat Your Shorts
- 8.Can't Understand My Accent
- 9.Worst Dentist I've Been To, The
- 10.Martians Got A Thing For Redneck Fellers
- 11.Going In Circles For Two Hours
- 12.People Like My Analogies
- 13.Toddler Mail
- 14.Lord, I Apologize
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- 1.Bowling Shoes
- 2.Just Hitched
- 3.I Like Steak
- 4.Pie of the Month
- 5.Terrorist or Toddler
- 6.Gay Mafia
- 7.Stool Troubles
- 8.Shopping at Wal-Mart
- 9.Bed, Beer & A Blonde
- 10.Squeal or No Squeal
- 11.Sue Named Boy, A
- 12.Poop Lasagna
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- 1.Introduction & Opening Monologue
- 2.Lapquest
- 3.Eulogy
- 4.Tobacco Company Choir
- 5.Plus-Sized Fashion Shorts
- 6.Nativity Scene
- 7.Farting Jingle Bells
- 8.Bobblehead Heating Dolls
- 9.Comedian Muhammad & Oscar
- 10.Holiday Carols
- 11.Santa's Q & A, A
- 12.Nutcracker
- 13.Dysfunctional Family Christmas
- 14.Liberal Commie Environmental Poem
- 15.Magic O' the Mime
- 16.1-900.............
- 17.Chitmunks, The
- 18.Patriotic Poem
- 19.Medley of Carols
- 20.Closing Monologue
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- 1.Git-R-Done!
- 2.Midgets and Gay Bars
- 3.WWJD
- 4.Las Vegas
- 5.Hank Williams Jr. High School
- 6.Hooters and Hooters Airlines
- 7.Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait
- 8.NASCAR
- 9.Right to Bare Arms!, The
- 10.Family in Sanford
- 11.Faith Healers and Weight Problems
- 12.Romance and Imported Rubbers (I Seen This on TV...No Lie)
- 13.Throwed Outta Penney's
- 14.Shavin', Waxin', Primpin' and Shootin' Quail! (This Is Funny, I Don't Care Who Ya Are!)
- 15.News Items
- 16.Song For a Friend (And Other Things I Think About When I'm Hammered at 4 A.M.)
- 17.Toddler Mail
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- 1.Christmas Commentary
- 2.Christmas Story, The
- 3.Santy For A Day
- 4.Oh Holy Crap
- 5.Fat Holiday Relatives
- 6.SInging Christmas Tree
- 7.Letter To Shania Twain, A
- 8.O Little Girl From Birmingham
- 9.Waiter Commentary
- 10.Donny The Retard
- 11.Pissed-off Christmas Poem
- 12.Most Wonderful Ass, The
- 13.Titty Bar Christmas
- 14.Easy-To-Assemble
- 15.First Queer Santy Claus, The
- 16.Fruitcake Commentary
- 17.Santy Claus, Santy Claus
- 18.I Pissed My Pants
- 19.Christmas Weight Gain
- 20.Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
- 21.On The First Day Of Christmas
- 22.Redneck Santa Claus
- 23.Hark, The Hairlip Angel
- 24.Letter To Santy Claus, A
- 25.Sticks And Horse Turds
- 26.Call A Doctor
- 27.Gift-Giving
- 28.I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car
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