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A Place for My Stuff
Released in 2001
$5.34 on SALE
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Acknowledgements
  • 2.Opening
  • 3."A Place For My Stuff"
  • 4.First Announcements
  • 5.Have A Nice Day
  • 6.Rice Krispies
  • 7.Second Announcements
  • 8.Interview With Jesus
  • 9.Join The Book Club
  • 10.Abortion
  • 11.Third Announcements
  • 12.Ice Box Man
  • 13.Fourth Announcements
  • 14.Assh**e, Jackoff, Scumbag
  • 15.Fifth Announcements
  • 16.Fussy Eater (part 1)
  • 17.Sixth Announcements
  • 18.Fussy Eater (part 2)
  • 19.Seventh Announcements
What Am I Doing In New Jersey? (Live)
Released in 2008
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Regan's Gang, Church People and American Values
  • 2.Keeping People Alert
  • 3.People I Can Do Without
  • 4.More Stuff On Cars & Driving
Jammin' in New York (Live)
Released in 2008
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf
  • 2.Little Things We Share
  • 3.Airline Announcements
  • 4.Golf Courses for the Homeless
  • 5.The Planet Is Fine
Complaints And Grievances
Released in 2001
$6.78
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.The Opening
  • 2.Traffic Accidents--Keep Movin'!
  • 3.You & Me (Things That Come Offa Your Body)
  • 4.People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
  • 5.Motivation Seminars
  • 6.Parents Of Honor Students
  • 7.Baby Slings
  • 8.My Daddy
  • 9.Telephone Mimes
  • 10.Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
  • 11.Answering Machines
  • 12.Family Newsletters
  • 13.Music On Answering Machines
  • 14.People Who Wear Visors
  • 15.Singers With One Name
  • 16.Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons
  • 17.People Who Misuse Credit Cards
  • 18.Guys Named Todd
  • 19.Gun Enthusiasts
  • 20.White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
  • 21.NASA-Holes
  • 22.Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments
Back in Town (Live)
Released in 1996
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Abortion
  • 2.Sanctity Of Life
  • 3.Capital Punishment
  • 4.State Prison Farms
  • 5.Farting In Public
  • 6.Familiar Expressions
  • 7.Free-Floating Hostility
You Are All Diseased (Live)
Released in 1999
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.How's Everybody Doin'?
  • 2.Airport Security
  • 3.Fear Of Germs
  • 4.Cigars
  • 5.Angels
  • 6.Harley Davidson
  • 7.House Of Blues
  • 8.Minority Language
  • 9.Man Stuff
  • 10.Kids And Parents
  • 11.TV Tonight
  • 12.Names
  • 13.Advertising Lullabye
  • 14.American Bullshit
  • 15.Businessmen
  • 16.Religion
  • 17.There Is No God
Killer Carlin
Released in 1995
$14.43
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Mothers Club
  • 2.Killer Carlin
  • 3.Capt. Jack & Jolly George
  • 4.War Pictures
  • 5.The Cool World
  • 6.Person To Person
  • 7.The Sickest
Toledo Window Box
Released in 2000
$11.03
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Goofy Shit
  • 2.Toledo Window Box
  • 3.Nursery Rhymes
  • 4.Some Werds
  • 5.Water Sez
  • 6.The Metric System
  • 7.God
  • 8.Gay Lib
  • 9.Snot, the Original Rubber Cement
  • 10.Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
  • 11.A Few More Farts
Class Clown (Live)
Released in 2009
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Alternative Press: Included in AP's "10 Essential Comedy Albums" - "...[He] sounds relaxed and smooth here...the fact remains - Carlin is funny because what he says is (mostly) true..."
  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Class Clown
  • 2.Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow
  • 3.Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) /Shoot Is Shit ...
  • 4.I Used to Be Irish Catholic
  • 5.The Confessional
  • 6.Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell. Purgatory and Limbo
  • 7.Heavy Mysteries
  • 8.Muhammad Ali-America the Beautiful
  • 9.Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
Parental Advisory (Explicit Lyrics)
Released in 1990
$7.18
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Offensive Language
  • 2.I Ain't Afraid Of Cancer
  • 3.Some People Are Stupid
  • 4.Rape Can Be Funny
  • 5.Feminist Blowjob
  • 6.Good Ideas
  • 7.Things You Never See
  • 8.Things You Never Hear
  • 9.Things You Don't Want To Hear
  • 10.Life's Little Moments
  • 11.I Love My Dog
  • 12.Organ Donor Programs
  • 13.Don't Pull The Plug On Me
  • 14.They're Only Words
  • 15.Euphemisms
FM & AM (Live)
Released in 2009
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Shoot
  • 2.The Hair Piece
  • 3.Sex in Commercials
  • 4.Drugs
  • 5.Birth Control
  • 6.Son of Wind
  • 7.Divorce Game
  • 8.Ed Sullivan Self Taught
  • 9.Let's Make a Deal
  • 10.The 11 O'Clock News
Playin' with Your Head (Live)
Released in 2001
$12.56
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Hello-Goodbye
  • 2.Love And Regards
  • 3.Groups And Charities
  • 4.Sports
  • 5.Five Twos
  • 6.Losing Things
  • 7.You're Lost
  • 8.Missing
  • 9.Earrings
  • 10.Battered Plants
  • 11.Things To Watch Out For
Life Is Worth Losing
Released in 2006
$16.13
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.A Modern Man
  • 2.Pu*sy Fart, Dingleberry, Cornhole
  • 3.The Suicide Guy
  • 4.Extreme Human Behavior
  • 5.The All-Suicide TV Channel
  • 6.Dumb Americans
  • 7.Pyramid Of The Hopeless
  • 8.Autoerotic Asphyxia
  • 9.The Save-A-Pu*sy Foundation
  • 10.Yeast Infection
  • 11.Coast-To-Coast Emergency
It's Bad for Ya (Live)
Released in 2008
$15.28
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Opening
  • 2.Old Fuck
  • 3.Goin' Through My Address Book
  • 4.Things We Say When People Die
  • 5.He's Smiling Down
  • 6.Parents In Hell
  • 7.People Refuse To Be Realistic
  • 8.Dead Parents Helping
  • 9.A Couple of Other Questions
  • 10.Today's Professional Parents
  • 11.The Self-Esteem Movement
  • 12.Every Child Is Special
  • 13.Children Are Our Future
  • 14.Raisin' A Child Is Not Difficult
  • 15.I Like People
  • 16.Stupid Bullshit
  • 17.Stupid Bullshit On The Phone
  • 18.What A Phone Call Should Be
  • 19.In A Coma
  • 20.Their Kids!
  • 21.They Want To Show You The Pictures
  • 22.Just Enough Bullshit
  • 23.No One Questions Things
  • 24.Proud To Be An American
  • 25.God Bless America
  • 26.Takin' Off Yer Hat
  • 27.Swearing On The Bible
  • 28.You Have No Rights
Carlin on Campus (Live)
Released in 2008
$11.68
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Opening Sequence
  • 2.The Prayer
  • 3.First Leftfielders
  • 4.A Moment of Silence
  • 5.Second Leftfielders
  • 6.Breakfast Wine and Who's Boss
  • 7.Third Leftfielders
  • 8.Baseball and Football
  • 9.Fourth Leftfielders
  • 10.Cars and Driving
  • 11.Incomplete List of Impolite Words, An
George Carlin on Comedy
Released in 2005
$12.58
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.First Time Funny
  • 2.Early Influences
  • 3.Burns & Carlin
  • 4.Standing Alone
  • 5.The Vegas Incident
  • 6.Lenny Bruce
  • 7.The Writer
  • 8.The Big Change
  • 9.Writing Techniques
  • 10.Politics
  • 11.The Laughter Reflex
  • 12.Trying Stuff Out
  • 13.Structuring the Act
  • 14.Physical Carlin
  • 15.Respect
  • 16.Words
  • 17.Regional Differences
  • 18.Point of View
  • 19.Timing & Delivery
  • 20.Comedy and Pain
  • 21.Prerequisites
  • 22.The Business of Comedy
  • 23.Comedy's Evolution
  • 24.Advice
FM & AM (Live)
Released in 2008
$5.38
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Out of Print
  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Shoot
  • 2.The Hair Piece
  • 3.Sex in Commercials
  • 4.Drugs
  • 5.Birth Control
  • 6.Son of Wind
  • 7.Divorce Game
  • 8.Ed Sullivan Self Taught
  • 9.Let's Make a Deal
  • 10.The 11 O'Clock News
An Evening With Wally Lando Featuring Bill Slaszo
Released in 2000
$8.98
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Out of Print
  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.New News
  • 2.Teenage Masturbation
  • 3.Mental Hot Foots
  • 4.High On The Plane
  • 5.Bodily Functions
  • 6.Wurds
  • 7.For Names' Sake
  • 8.Baseball-Football
  • 9.Good Sports
  • 10.Flesh Colored Band-Aids
  • 11.Religious Lift
  • 12.Radio Dial
  • 13.Y'Ever
  • 14.Unrelated Things

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