George Carlin Songs List

Parental Advisory (Explicit Lyrics)
Released in 1990
$7.18 on SALE
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Offensive Language
  • Buy for $0.992.I Ain't Afraid Of Cancer
  • Buy for $0.993.Some People Are Stupid
  • Buy for $0.994.Rape Can Be Funny
  • Buy for $0.995.Feminist Blowjob
  • Buy for $0.996.Good Ideas
  • Buy for $0.997.Things You Never See
  • Buy for $0.998.Things You Never Hear
  • Buy for $0.999.Things You Don't Want To Hear
  • Buy for $0.9910.Life's Little Moments
  • Buy for $0.9911.I Love My Dog
  • Buy for $0.9912.Organ Donor Programs
  • Buy for $0.9913.Don't Pull The Plug On Me
  • Buy for $0.9914.They're Only Words
  • Buy for $0.9915.Euphemisms
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Complaints And Grievances
Released in 2001
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.The Opening
  • Buy for $0.992.Traffic Accidents--Keep Movin'!
  • 3.You & Me (Things That Come Offa Your Body)
  • Buy for $0.994.People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
  • Buy for $0.995.Motivation Seminars
  • Buy for $0.996.Parents Of Honor Students
  • Buy for $0.997.Baby Slings
  • Buy for $0.998.My Daddy
  • Buy for $0.999.Telephone Mimes
  • Buy for $0.9910.Hands-Free Telephone Headsets
  • Buy for $0.9911.Answering Machines
  • Buy for $0.9912.Family Newsletters
  • Buy for $0.9913.Music On Answering Machines
  • Buy for $0.9914.People Who Wear Visors
  • Buy for $0.9915.Singers With One Name
  • Buy for $0.9916.Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons
  • Buy for $0.9917.People Who Misuse Credit Cards
  • Buy for $0.9918.Guys Named Todd
  • Buy for $0.9919.Gun Enthusiasts
  • Buy for $0.9920.White Guys Who Shave Their Heads
  • Buy for $0.9921.NASA-Holes
  • Buy for $0.9922.Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments
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Back in Town (Live)
Released in 1996
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Abortion
  • Buy for $0.992.Sanctity Of Life
  • Buy for $0.993.Capital Punishment
  • Buy for $0.994.State Prison Farms
  • Buy for $0.995.Farting In Public
  • Buy for $0.996.Familiar Expressions
  • 7.Free-Floating Hostility
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You Are All Diseased (Live)
Released in 1999
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.How's Everybody Doin'?
  • Buy for $0.992.Airport Security
  • Buy for $0.993.Fear Of Germs
  • Buy for $0.994.Cigars
  • Buy for $0.995.Angels
  • Buy for $0.996.Harley Davidson
  • Buy for $0.997.House Of Blues
  • Buy for $0.998.Minority Language
  • Buy for $0.999.Man Stuff
  • Buy for $0.9910.Kids And Parents
  • Buy for $0.9911.TV Tonight
  • Buy for $0.9912.Names
  • Buy for $0.9913.Advertising Lullabye
  • Buy for $0.9914.American Bullshit
  • Buy for $0.9915.Businessmen
  • Buy for $0.9916.Religion
  • Buy for $0.9917.There Is No God
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Killer Carlin
Released in 1995
$15.28
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Mothers Club
  • Buy for $0.992.Killer Carlin
  • Buy for $0.993.Capt. Jack & Jolly George
  • Buy for $0.994.War Pictures
  • Buy for $0.995.The Cool World
  • Buy for $0.996.Person To Person
  • Buy for $0.997.The Sickest
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Life Is Worth Losing
Released in 2006
$15.26
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.A Modern Man
  • Buy for $0.992.Pu*sy Fart, Dingleberry, Cornhole
  • Buy for $0.993.The Suicide Guy
  • 4.Extreme Human Behavior
  • Buy for $0.995.The All-Suicide TV Channel
  • 6.Dumb Americans
  • Buy for $0.997.Pyramid Of The Hopeless
  • Buy for $0.998.Autoerotic Asphyxia
  • Buy for $0.999.The Save-A-Pu*sy Foundation
  • Buy for $0.9910.Yeast Infection
  • Buy for $0.9911.Coast-To-Coast Emergency
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It's Bad for Ya (Live)
Released in 2008
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Opening
  • Buy for $0.992.Old Fuck
  • Buy for $0.993.Goin' Through My Address Book
  • Buy for $0.994.Things We Say When People Die
  • Buy for $0.995.He's Smiling Down
  • Buy for $0.996.Parents In Hell
  • Buy for $0.997.People Refuse To Be Realistic
  • Buy for $0.998.Dead Parents Helping
  • Buy for $0.999.A Couple of Other Questions
  • Buy for $0.9910.Today's Professional Parents
  • Buy for $0.9911.The Self-Esteem Movement
  • Buy for $0.9912.Every Child Is Special
  • Buy for $0.9913.Children Are Our Future
  • Buy for $0.9914.Raisin' A Child Is Not Difficult
  • Buy for $0.9915.I Like People
  • Buy for $0.9916.Stupid Bullshit
  • Buy for $0.9917.Stupid Bullshit On The Phone
  • Buy for $0.9918.What A Phone Call Should Be
  • Buy for $0.9919.In A Coma
  • Buy for $0.9920.Their Kids!
  • Buy for $0.9921.They Want To Show You The Pictures
  • Buy for $0.9922.Just Enough Bullshit
  • Buy for $0.9923.No One Questions Things
  • Buy for $0.9924.Proud To Be An American
  • Buy for $0.9925.God Bless America
  • Buy for $0.9926.Takin' Off Yer Hat
  • Buy for $0.9927.Swearing On The Bible
  • Buy for $0.9928.You Have No Rights
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Carlin on Campus (Live)
Released in 2008
$11.68
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Opening Sequence
  • Buy for $0.992.The Prayer
  • Buy for $0.993.First Leftfielders
  • Buy for $0.994.A Moment of Silence
  • Buy for $0.995.Second Leftfielders
  • Buy for $0.996.Breakfast Wine and Who's Boss
  • Buy for $0.997.Third Leftfielders
  • Buy for $0.998.Baseball and Football
  • Buy for $0.999.Fourth Leftfielders
  • 10.Cars and Driving
  • Buy for $0.9911.Incomplete List of Impolite Words, An
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George Carlin on Comedy
Released in 2005
$12.58
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.First Time Funny
  • Buy for $0.992.Early Influences
  • Buy for $0.993.Burns & Carlin
  • Buy for $0.994.Standing Alone
  • Buy for $0.995.The Vegas Incident
  • Buy for $0.996.Lenny Bruce
  • Buy for $0.997.The Writer
  • Buy for $0.998.The Big Change
  • Buy for $0.999.Writing Techniques
  • Buy for $0.9910.Politics
  • Buy for $0.9911.The Laughter Reflex
  • Buy for $0.9912.Trying Stuff Out
  • Buy for $0.9913.Structuring the Act
  • Buy for $0.9914.Physical Carlin
  • Buy for $0.9915.Respect
  • Buy for $0.9916.Words
  • Buy for $0.9917.Regional Differences
  • Buy for $0.9918.Point of View
  • Buy for $0.9919.Timing & Delivery
  • Buy for $0.9920.Comedy and Pain
  • Buy for $0.9921.Prerequisites
  • Buy for $0.9922.The Business of Comedy
  • Buy for $0.9923.Comedy's Evolution
  • Buy for $0.9924.Advice
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Classic Gold (2-CD)
Released in 1992
$17.98
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Shoot
  • Buy for $0.992.The Hair Piece
  • Buy for $0.993.Sex In Commercials
  • Buy for $0.994.Drugs
  • Buy for $0.995.Birth Control
  • Buy for $0.996.Son Of Wino
  • Buy for $0.997.Divorce Game
  • Buy for $0.998.Ed Sullivan Self Taught
  • Buy for $0.999.Let's Make A Deal
  • Buy for $0.9910.The 11 O'Clock News
  • 11.Class Clown: Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish
  • Buy for $0.9912.Wasting Time / Sharing A Swallow
  • Buy for $0.9913.Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window?)
  • Tracks of Disc 2
  • Buy for $0.991.I Used To Be Irish Catholic
  • Buy for $0.992.The Confessional
  • Buy for $0.993.Special Dispensation / Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo
  • Buy for $0.994.Heavy Mysteries
  • Buy for $0.995.Muhammad Ali
  • Buy for $0.996.Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
  • Buy for $0.997.Welcome To My Job
  • Buy for $0.998.Occupation: Foole
  • Buy for $0.999.White Harlem
  • Buy for $0.9910.The Hallway Groups
  • Buy for $0.9911.Black Consciousness
  • Buy for $0.9912.New York Voices
  • Buy for $0.9913.Grass Swept The Neighborhood
  • Buy for $0.9914.Childhood Cliches
  • Buy for $0.9915.Cute Little Farts
  • Buy for $0.9916.Raisin Rhetoric
  • 17.Filthy Words
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Playin' with Your Head (Live)
Released in 2001
$15.26
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Out of Print
  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Hello-Goodbye
  • Buy for $0.992.Love And Regards
  • Buy for $0.993.Groups And Charities
  • Buy for $0.994.Sports
  • Buy for $0.995.Five Twos
  • Buy for $0.996.Losing Things
  • Buy for $0.997.You're Lost
  • Buy for $0.998.Missing
  • Buy for $0.999.Earrings
  • Buy for $0.9910.Battered Plants
  • Buy for $0.9911.Things To Watch Out For
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An Evening With Wally Lando Featuring Bill Slaszo
Released in 2000
$8.98
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.New News
  • Buy for $0.992.Teenage Masturbation
  • Buy for $0.993.Mental Hot Foots
  • Buy for $0.994.High On The Plane
  • Buy for $0.995.Bodily Functions
  • Buy for $0.996.Wurds
  • Buy for $0.997.For Names' Sake
  • Buy for $0.998.Baseball-Football
  • Buy for $0.999.Good Sports
  • Buy for $0.9910.Flesh Colored Band-Aids
  • Buy for $0.9911.Religious Lift
  • Buy for $0.9912.Radio Dial
  • Buy for $0.9913.Y'Ever
  • Buy for $0.9914.Unrelated Things
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On The Road
Released in 2000
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.On The Road
  • 2.Death And Dying
  • Buy for $0.993.Headlines
  • Buy for $0.994.Kids Are Too Small
  • Buy for $0.995.Rules, Rules, Rules!
  • Buy for $0.996.Parents' Cliches And Childrens' Secret Answers
  • Buy for $0.997.Words We Leave Behind
  • Buy for $0.998.How's Your Dog?
  • Buy for $0.999.Supermarkets
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Class Clown (Live)
Released in 2000
$8.98
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Out of Print
Alternative Press: Included in AP's "10 Essential Comedy Albums" - "...[He] sounds relaxed and smooth here...the fact remains - Carlin is funny because what he says is (mostly) true..."
  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Class Clown
  • Buy for $0.992.Wasted Time: Sharing A Swallow
  • Buy for $0.993.Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window)
  • Buy for $0.994.I Used To Be An Irish Catholic
  • Buy for $0.995.The Confessional
  • Buy for $0.996.Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo
  • Buy for $0.997.Heavy Mysteries
  • Buy for $0.998.Muhammad Ali (America The Beautiful)
  • Buy for $0.999.Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
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Occupation: Foole (Live)
Released in 2000
$8.98
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Welcome To My Job
  • Buy for $0.992.Occupation: Foole
  • Buy for $0.993.White Harlem
  • Buy for $0.994.The Hallway Groups
  • Buy for $0.995.Black Concciousness
  • Buy for $0.996.New York Voices
  • Buy for $0.997.Grass Swept The Neighborhood
  • Buy for $0.998.Childhood Cliches
  • Buy for $0.999.Cute Little Farts
  • Buy for $0.9910.Raisin Rhetoric
  • 11.Filthy Words
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FM & AM (Live)
Released in 2000
$8.98
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Out of Print
  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Shoot
  • Buy for $0.992.The Hair Piece
  • Buy for $0.993.Sex In Commercials
  • Buy for $0.994.Drugs
  • Buy for $0.995.Birth Control
  • Buy for $0.996.Son Of Wino
  • Buy for $0.997.Divorce Game
  • Buy for $0.998.Ed Sullivan Self Taught
  • Buy for $0.999.Let's Make A Deal
  • Buy for $0.9910.The 11 O'Clock News
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What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (Live)
Released in 1991
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Reagan's Gang, Church People, And American Values
  • 2.Keeping People Alert
  • Buy for $0.993.People I Can Do Without
  • 4.More Stuff On Cars & Driving Medley: Intro And Toll Booths / New Jersey And License Plates / Bumper
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Jammin' in New York (Live)
Released in 1992
$8.98
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf
  • Buy for $0.992.Little Things We Share
  • 3.Airline Announcements
  • 4.Golf Courses For The Homeless
  • 5.The Planet Is Fine (The People Are Fucked)
  • Song previews provided courtesy of iTunes
Aristocrats (The Soundtrack)
Released in 2006
$17.08
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Out of Print
George Carlin also appears in this Compilation
  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • Buy for $0.991.Joke
  • Buy for $0.993.Singer Not the Song
  • Buy for $0.994.How to Tell "The Aristocrats"
  • Buy for $0.995.Clean It Up
  • Buy for $0.996.Art of the Joke
  • Buy for $0.997.Art of the Joke (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.998.Art of the Joke (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.999.Art of the Joke (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.9910.Art of the Joke (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.9911.Art of the Joke (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.9912.Family Dog
  • Buy for $0.9915.Harder Than It Seems (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.9917.Made to Tell This Joke
  • Buy for $0.9918.Matter of Fact
  • Buy for $0.9919.Wait... There's More
  • Buy for $0.9923.Make It Your Own (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.9925.To Hear the Differences (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.9927.You Have to Have a Go
  • Buy for $0.9929.Original
  • Buy for $0.9930.Original (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.9931.That's Show Business
  • Buy for $0.9933.That's Show Business (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.9935.Outer Reaches of the Bell Curve
  • Buy for $0.9937.World Has Changed (Continued)
  • Buy for $0.9938.Love Theme from the Aristocrats
  • Buy for $0.9941.Joke Is About Surprising Someone
  • Buy for $0.9942.Across the Line
  • Buy for $0.9944.Aristocrats Do "The Aristocrats"
  • Buy for $0.9945.Billy the Mime
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What Am I Doing In New Jersey? (Live)
Released in 2008
$5.34 on SALE
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Regan's Gang, Church People and American Values
  • 2.Keeping People Alert
  • 3.People I Can Do Without
  • 4.More Stuff On Cars & Driving
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A Place for My Stuff
Released in 2001
$5.34 on SALE
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Acknowledgements
  • 2.Opening
  • 3."A Place For My Stuff"
  • 4.First Announcements
  • 5.Have A Nice Day
  • 6.Rice Krispies
  • 7.Second Announcements
  • 8.Interview With Jesus
  • 9.Join The Book Club
  • 10.Abortion
  • 11.Third Announcements
  • 12.Ice Box Man
  • 13.Fourth Announcements
  • 14.Assh**e, Jackoff, Scumbag
  • 15.Fifth Announcements
  • 16.Fussy Eater (part 1)
  • 17.Sixth Announcements
  • 18.Fussy Eater (part 2)
  • 19.Seventh Announcements
  • Song previews provided courtesy of iTunes
Jammin' in New York (Live)
Released in 2008
$5.34 on SALE
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf
  • 2.Little Things We Share
  • 3.Airline Announcements
  • 4.Golf Courses for the Homeless
  • 5.The Planet Is Fine
  • Song previews provided courtesy of iTunes
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