Bob Rivers Songs List

Twisted Christmas
Released in 1990
$13.74 CYBER SALE
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
  • 2.The Chimney Song
  • 3.We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
  • 4.Wreck The Malls
  • 5.A Visit From St. Nicholson
  • 6.O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
  • 7.I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)
  • 8.The Restroom Door Said," Gentlemen"
  • 9.Foreigners
  • 10.Joy To The World
  • 11.A Message From The King
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White Trash Christmas
Released in 2002
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Aquaclaus
  • 2.What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?
  • 3.Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer
  • 4.White Trash Christmas
  • 5.The Little Hooters Girl
  • 6.Be Claus I Got High
  • 7.Not So Silent Night
  • 8.Me And Mrs. Claus
  • 9.Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
  • 10.Merry Christmas Allah
  • 11.Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree
  • 12.I'll Be Stoned For Christmas
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I Am Santa Claus
Released in 1993
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.There's Another Santa Claus
  • 2.Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear
  • 3.I Am Santa Claus
  • 4.Manger 6
  • 5.O Little Town Of Bethlehem
  • 6.I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer
  • 7.Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator
  • 8.Grahbe Yahbalz
  • 9.A Letter To Santa
  • 10.Jingle Hells Bells
  • 11.The Kids
  • 12.The Magical Kingdom Of Claus
  • 13.The What's It To Ya Chorus
  • 14.Didn't I Get This Last Year?
  • 15.The Under Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau
  • 16.O Christmas Tree
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Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
Released in 2000
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.The Twisted Chipmunk Song
  • 2.Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
  • 3.The Angel
  • 4.Who Put The Stump?
  • 5.Decorations
  • 6.Carol Of The Bartenders
  • 7.Christmas Party Song
  • 8.Christmas Money (That's What I Want)
  • 9.Pokemon
  • 10.Goin' Up To Bethlehem
  • 11.Homeless On The Holidays
  • 12.He's So Jolly
  • 13.Flu Ride
  • 14.Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around
  • 15.Stumpmaster
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Best of Bob Rivers, Volume 02
Released in 1997
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Hello I Love You (Let's Get Tested)
  • 2.I'm Just A Singer In A Holiday Inn
  • 3.What If God Smoked Cannabis
  • 4.Beat Up Old Jetliner
  • 5.Read It In The Tabloids
  • 6.Mr. Magoo
  • 7.When A Man Loves A Chicken
  • 8.I Used To Rock 'N Roll All Night
  • 9.Getting Fatter All The Time
  • 10.I'm A Weight Watcher
  • 11.Officer Furman
  • 12.OJ's Trial Thing
  • 13.How It Feels (To Be Old)
  • 14.Bowel Moves
  • 15.Wrong Foot Amputated
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More Twisted Christmas
Released in 1997
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
  • 2.Toy Sack
  • 3.Police Stop My Car
  • 4.Sled Zeppelin
  • 5.Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
  • 6.Parking Spaces
  • 7.There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis
  • 8.Jesus's Birthday
  • 9.All You Need Is Elves
  • 10.Buttcracker Suite
  • 11.Hey You! Get Off My House
  • 12.Holidaze (S'Cuze Me, I've Got Gifts To Buy)
  • 13.Rummy Rocker Boy
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Twisted Christmas (3-CD Boxed Set)
Released in 1994
$35.98
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  • Tracks of Disc 1
  • 1.Take Baseball and Shove It
  • 2.G'bye Ding a Ling
  • 3.White Ford Bronco
  • 4.You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates
  • 5.PLO & Israeli's
  • 6.Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones
  • 7.Cane 'Em Good
  • 8.Michael Jordan Ain't Bo
  • 9.Whitewater
  • 10.DWI Colorado
  • 11.Nafta Anthem
  • 12.Big Ton O' Moola
  • Tracks of Disc 2
  • 1.There's Another Santa Claus
  • 2.Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear
  • 3.I Am Santa Claus
  • 4.We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
  • 5.Manger 6
  • 6.Wreck the Malls
  • 7.O Little Town of Bethlehem
  • 8.I Came upon a Roadkill Deer
  • 9.Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
  • 10.Grahbe Yahbalz
  • 11.Letter to Santa
  • 12.Jingle Hells Hells
  • 13.Kids
  • 14.Magical Kingdom of Claus
  • 15."What's It to Ya" Chorus
  • 16.Didn't I Get This Last Year?
  • 17.Under Tree World of Jaques Cousteau
  • 18.O Christmas Tree
  • Tracks of Disc 3
  • 1.Twelve Pains of Christmas
  • 2.Chimney Song
  • 3.We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
  • 4.Wreck the Malls
  • 5.Visit from St Nicholson
  • 6.O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads
  • 7.I'm Dressing up Like Santa
  • 8.Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
  • 9.Foreigners
  • 10.Joy to the World
  • 11.Message from the King
  • Song previews provided courtesy of iTunes


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